Philematophobia

A fear of kissing.

boyfriend: I love you *goes in for a kiss*
girlfriend: *pulls away* I have Philematophobia
boyfriend: Goodbye!
girlfriend: =( It's not my fault!

by Whoisciara January 6, 2010

White Prize

a white girlfriend or wife of a black man

Seal really won the white prize when he married Heidi Klum.

by Ian K January 6, 2008

Nobel Peace Prize

A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.

My wife gave me a good back rub last night. She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for that.

by pyrodoctor October 10, 2009

i-Phive

The act of holding aloft, and gingerly touching your screen with that of a fellow iPhone or iPod user.

When Nathaniel saw the cute girl next to him using the same app, he gave her a friendly i-Phive.

by Timinator62 November 1, 2009

Phiznil

Sourced from a Champion Pisshead in Southport. Phiznil is the Portchat.net name for a person called Philip.

The IZ placed in words are commonly used within the Port Chat community & RLI

"PHIIIIIIIZNIL, pass us a biftar lad"

"I love you Phiznil"

by Mark (Boz) from Southport April 29, 2005

Turner Prize

English art prize generally awarded to someone who
a - went to art school
b - has spent the year being outrageous
c - produced a volume of work that gets people talking

1998 Turner Prize is awarded to Chris Ofili for the Madonna and Child with elephant dung
1995 Turner Prize is awarded to Damien Hirst for half a cow in formaldehyde

by A Legge January 24, 2006

phine

phonetic spelling of fine. used when you are drunk.

Are you ok to drive.

Yea, I am PHINE....

by b. hanback March 8, 2008