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The prize inside

When ever you find something indelible in something edible
Person 1: Ah man! I found a scabby band aid in my burger!
Person 2: That's called the prize inside
by Apolloslyre44 February 12, 2015
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First Prize Pudding

When a man ejaculates from masterbation
I was watching some cam-girl on my phone and made a fistful of first prize pudding
by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021
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Nobel Peace Prize

Code for hot chick wearing yoga pants because whoever started the trend deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
Nobel Peace Prize 10 O'clock!
by Dirty Dave69 May 14, 2018
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Consolation Prize

Johnny was mackin' this girl something fierce at the party last night, but instead of being a winner, he was awarded the consolation prize.
by dichairBOSKET February 14, 2012
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1st Prize

That Bitch from Baldi's Basics who is gay and hugs everyone he sees
he is very annoying and deserves to be dismantled
1st Prize pushed me right into Baldi!

1st Prize is so fucking gay, he tried to hug me so many times

Lets go cut 1st Prize's wires!
by InkCircuit November 13, 2018
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consolation prize

This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.

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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment
tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"
by | tund3 | July 24, 2008
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prize penis

someone who clearly deserves the biggest award possible for being a dumb arse.
Charlie: Rupert just drove straight into that parked car!
Sidney: What a prize penis!
by matteusbeus January 4, 2012
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