Pilf

Priest I would like to fuck

Bro 1: Dude did you see that dilf?
Bro 2: nah dude that’s a priest he’s a pilf

by Wildcat0018 September 26, 2021

Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

Pilfer

To steal items belonging to others, like a grubby little thief.

Tyler came to my home and pilfered my butter mints!

by Haze_Jake December 7, 2021

Pilf

the NB version of MIlf/Dilf

Person 1: ngl *insert someones name here* is a pilf
Person 2: Agree
Person 3: Tf

by mygenderisYes0w011 December 16, 2021

Pilfer Shark Fishing

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

Pilfgrimage

On a religious journey to Pilfer as much as the Lord will allow.

Wes was on a pilfgrimage for God and Country.

by Schmidt Show April 13, 2022

Pilfer Pirate 🦜

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022