I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

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phone etiquette

Responding to text messages and phone calls in a reasonable manner.

It annoys Noor when people don't have proper phone etiquette.

by joejoejoejoetorious March 23, 2008

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1. Verb: Past tense

To have your attention "stolen" away from an intense activity (like playing a game) by the incessant ringing or ring tone of your phone, which of course, you have to answer.

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.

I was just about to frag this dude when I got phonejacked and some high-ping lamer fragged me from behind.

by deg451f August 9, 2006

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Phone High

When two friends call each other high and have a meeting

Wanna have phone high?

poop
Anita Poop
Hugh Jass

oh hi.

by Biamanda May 29, 2008

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phone call fairy

The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.

-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.

Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.

by Jurassic February 19, 2009

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