Pole jockin

someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real
You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.
by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings November 13, 2007
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pole smoking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.
by kirby April 21, 2004
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pole dancing

when someone dance around a pole, usually exotically.
that bitch does the best pole dancing with your top off.
by call me joe January 21, 2003
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Slag pole

1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.
1) "Shut up bitch and shag my slippery slag pole!"

2) "Oh yeah. Grind that slag pole bitch."
by An Awesome Biscuit January 29, 2010
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Pole Pals

When girls have slept with the same guys on different occasions.
Are you serious, you slept with Mike too. You know that makes you and Cady pole pals!
by COLORADOMILLION August 29, 2011
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pole strap

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 02, 2010
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packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.
John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.
by Teek1247 June 14, 2017
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