Pet Germ

A person or companion who behaves in a questionable matter and enjoys eating rocks :)

Nathaniel is my pet germ :)

by I've been spotted hehe October 9, 2020

pet-yeppers

someone that can't say no to getting more pets.

you are such a pet-yeppers. You have so many pets and can't say no. Always bringing in the strays.

by Leah__1981 October 19, 2020

pet cock "rome"

Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly

Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.

Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago

Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.

Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 9, 2021

Pet Simulator X

a place where you spend ur mamas credit card on pets :skull:

"mama let me borrow da credit card for pet simulator x" - johnny

by hxdtydfjtkyutiryutrs January 6, 2023

Pet your dog!

A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.

You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!

by LOLINGINMN December 2, 2009

Pet Shop Boys fan

Modern version of a Friend of Dorothy.
A sophisticated euphemism for gay.

comes from assumption that only gays can enjoy music of British synth-pop duo Pet Shop Boys

There's someone you don't like and you want to insult them by calling them a "faggot," but you know that's awfully politically incorrect and will get you nailed as a bigot, so you say something like "I hear he's a Pet Shop Boys fan."

by dildo777 January 27, 2023

pet pwnage

When you extend your index and pinky finger to form the "rock on" sign and wiggle them from the knuckle

He just did a pet pwnage!

by crazyclive December 24, 2008