safety orgasm

masturbating prior to a date so as not to get as excited and ejaculate too early when you're having sex.

If you have a safety orgasm before having sex with a partner you last longer than if you don't.

A safety orgasm also calms your nerves. Masturbation releases endorphins into the bloodstream (causing a sense of well-being and acting as a natural pain reliever) and causes the body to produce oxytocin (akin to valium), which stimulates relaxation and calms nerves.

by james007bond December 2, 2009

ear orgasm

When you clean out your ears with a cotton Q-tip, you shutter (have an ear orgasm) while swabbing.

I just had an ear orgasm.

by stvinfl February 3, 2018

Post Orgasm Torture

When you cum but she won't stop sucking. (It feels rrreeeaaalllyyyy good)

Girl: Aww aren't you soo cute?
Boy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH GOD MERCY!!! MAKE IT STOP!!
Girl: Aww I'll keep going
Boy: AHH! AHH! NO! NOT POST ORGASM TORTURE!!!

by Skeletonbones May 24, 2022

nose orgasm

rubbing ones nose, getting faster and faster, until you sneeze

he rubbed his nose so hard he had a nose orgasm

by Scuffs October 6, 2006

Nasal Orgasm

n. Another term for a sneeze.

Oh wait wait, man, I'm about to have a nasal orgasm! CHOOOO! Ahhhh, yeah I love sneezing.

by Sidewalker September 29, 2005

Wasted orgasm

A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.

Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.

Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.

Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?

Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?

by Alpha as fuck34 August 6, 2010

Over Orgasm October

Destroy Dick December for females

Guy: Are you gonna attempt the Over Orgasm October?
Girl: Nah i'm too weak-willed.

by Alusim January 13, 2019