Skeletonbones's definitions

School

A prison-like building that puts you through hell. First, you wake up at 5:00 in the morning to make you spend a painful hour getting ready for the 56th day of hell. Then, you get closer to hell around 6:30. Once you enter 'School', you are sat down to prepare for hell. Then, you have to listen to the teacher for an hour before getting scolded because you weren't paying attention to the most boring part about learning. After you finish 10% of hell, you go to a different class to do other stuff. But in 40 minutes after that, you're put back into the deepest point of hell, reading. You finally get done with the rest of hell and you can go home and relax. Just kidding! 'SCHOOL' HAS TO RUIN YOUR RELAXING TIME BY GIVING YOU FUCKING HOMEWORK!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH WORK ALREADY! You finally finish the last part of hell for one day and slip into a depressing life.

Just use Google to learn stuff.

Bob: Ugh I have to go to School
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.

by Skeletonbones October 13, 2020

lol

It used to mean "laugh out loud" but people just say it when they have no fucking clue what else to say.

Guy 1: look at this meme
Guy 2: lol

Ex 2 :
Guy 1: I just slipped and water went everywhere
Guy 2: r.i.p lol

by Skeletonbones September 27, 2021

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by Skeletonbones October 30, 2021

Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

succ

When she fucc so good that its time for succ

Jayden - man, you give me such a fucc

boi - i can also provide succ

Jayden - mmm yummo

by Skeletonbones November 1, 2021

Poopy dildo

When you finish getting fucked by a plastic dick, but you haven't cleaned out your rectum.

Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.

by Skeletonbones July 25, 2021

Lava Pee

D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.

D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.

D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.

Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!

Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.

by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022