Obdong

When a cock seen from head on is too thick to be oblong but not quite a circle.

Her: big meaty is extra thick tonight, baby!
Him: he is in full obdong mode

by ultradaddy January 24, 2020

Layla Olson

Pothead, scary, drunk, wanna-be Ke$ha. Whore, asshole, Loser. Friends with Arianna Rivera. Ugly. Skanky, sleezy, smelly, gross, acne, slut.

"You're being such a Layla Olson, sleeping with 50 guys when you're high."

by Sarthack May 11, 2012

Obsinet

She is kind and forgiving and most likely to date malcolm Booker and break up with him because he is a loser

Obsinet is flawless

by Nathaniel flores December 21, 2019

madoola oblongada

ahh, the such pleasant genitile area of a man

a dick...

by ~*RiS$()Le "DA BRAZ"*~ November 8, 2003

Olsonesq

To have extremely short, un-effective, and utterly useless arms

Im going to punch that person in the face, and then slap his mother, and he cant do shit because his arms are Olsonesq.

by Mark Struthers November 6, 2006

Obon

An authority figure with excessively large body proportions. Its gender is not known. Its main diet includes cheeses of any sort,(ex. Parmigiano Reggiano, Provelone, Pecorino, etc.) cured meats of the fatty variety,(ex. Prosciuto Parma, soppressata, capicollo, etc.) and anything else, edible or non-edible, that can be forced down its throat. Its main habitat is its own room, which it has coated in a thick layer of extra-virgin olive oil to ease movement. Its main mode of transportation is to lie flat on its stomach and slide about in a penguin-like fashion. Its immense size acts as a barrier between it and looking like a regular human being from which it has mutated. Its sole purpose in life is to demoralize adolescent humans and to destroy any self esteem that that may exist in an individual. Its main offences are brutally dry sarcasm and condescendence. It is a repulsive species, and would never be desirable to have in one's company.

Oh my god! That lady is huge! I hope she’s like my grandma and not an Obon.
What an Obon. I pity the fools that actually have to interact with her regularly.
Leave me alone mom! Stop being an Obon.

by generic dictionary-writer July 16, 2008

Olsoned

The act of getting dimed out by a co-worker or someone you thought was cool.

Hey it wasnt me that tossed your rack, It was Jacobsen! Ha I just olsoned jacobsen.

by Andy Blacke April 28, 2008