object

women

you are a "object"
some stupid women : OMG YOUR SOO MAD IM GONNA POST THIS BTW HIT ME SO I CAN CRY AND SHOW TO MY FANS WHAT A BAD PERSON YOU ARE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A WALLET YOU SICK FUCK

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 20, 2020

I Think... Objectively

I think implies that what you're saying is a subjective statement.

Hym " 'I think... objectively' makes that sentence an oxymoron Charlie. It's not a thought for me, Charlie. I am."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

objectively gay

When someone who is not necessarily homosexual expresses an attraction towards someone of the same sex, but then clarifies they're being objective

The main actor in that film is hot as hell, if I'm being objectively gay.

by rock mcpebblestone July 4, 2023

Cyber object

Cyber object is virtual component in cyberspace which may be in any form and may execute any function, solely or partially.

Cyber object is virtual component in cyberspace which may be in any form and may execute any function, solely or partially.

by s j tubrazy February 25, 2014

Object shows

those animated shows on youtube with gay inanimate objects

1: Hey, do you know those gay shows on YouTube?
2: Oh, you mean object shows?

by an.explosive.croissant March 14, 2024

Object Localization

Object Localization is the concept of an object escaping hyperspace to become physicalized. This phenomenon occurs when an entity/object's death boolean is set to 1 or true. It can also occur if an entity/object brute-forces outside of hyperspace and converts into an electron on exit.

Alexandra: Right... So what the fuck just happened?
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.

by olek0 January 25, 2023

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.

Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.

by NewPOV January 22, 2025