oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guys as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to decirbe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting"

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by Philip!! December 30, 2008

Oil Drill

When one is having anal sex with someone, the reciever squirts diarrhea out of their anus and onto the penis of the other person, as if they have struck oil

Person 1: Woah, you got anal?!
Person 2: Yeah but they pulled an oil drill on me.

by pugnificent October 2, 2015

oil check

similar to the ass ram or the butt fuck, it involves invading your partners asshole like a dipstick on a car's oil gauge

"Dude, I checked your girlfriend's oil last night."

by a-bizzle February 28, 2003

oil can

a kick ass pint of foster's! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.

yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!

by slick rick the ruler is back May 28, 2006

oil ape

Akin to grease monkey, it is used to primarily describe auto mechanics that specialize in routine maintenance, especially oil changes. Like grease monkey is can be used as both a derisive comment or to show camaraderie.

That damn oil ape doesn't know what kind of oil filter fits a 2007 Nissan Altima.

THAT was the worst customer my fellow oils apes and I have EVER had to endure. I'm glad I pissed in her oil filter...

by ScrapIronJaw November 16, 2010

Oil Drill

When you buttfuck a chick so hard that she shits on your dick.

Did she shit on your dick?

Yeah, I oil drilled that bitch.

by shartattack2014 August 20, 2014

oil industry

companies that do business in countries that have human rights violation while having blood money on their hands

by Anonymous June 29, 2003