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ninja blast

A Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are. Then you flush it and the water will STAY brown forever and they will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
I hate that fucker. I'm gonna Ninja Blast his toilet
ninja blast by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Ninja Style 

adverb do describe something done in an agile and surreptitious manner; to be sneaky, stealthy, or covert.
I snuck in ninja style to get some picts of Jenny having sex.
Ninja Style by Mr.Business April 27, 2004

Ninja Selfie 

Taking a selfie on someone's phone without them knowing.
Shari did a ninja selfie. She is soooo hot, what a sexy surprise!!!

Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 

Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu is a Danish-Canadian2 3D animated television series produced by Wil Film ApS and The Lego Group, both headquarted in Denmark. It was created to coincide with the Lego Ninjago line of construction toys, many of which are based on elements of the series. It centers on the fictional world of Ninjago, telling the story of a group of young Ninja and their battles against the forces of evil.

Ninjago began with two pilot episodes in January 2011, which were followed by two 13-episode seasons that aired from January to November 2012. Both the Lego theme and the series had an intended shelf life of three years, so the second season was originally intended to be the last. However, continued success of the series and its product line led to ten seasons being produced in total. In the eighth season, several character designs and aesthetics were borrowed from the theatrical film The Lego Ninjago Movie, which was released in 2017.

The series was created by Michael Hegner and Tommy Andreasen, two Danish film producers. The series' animation is directed at Wil Film ApS in Copenhagen, and the English-language voice cast is recorded in Canada. In Denmark, where the series' main production companies are located, Ninjago premiered on Nickelodeon. It airs on various Nickelodeon networks internationally and on Cartoon Network in the United States and United Kingdom. In Canada, the series airs on YTV.

Ninja Watcher 

Someone who watches YouTubers but doesn't subscribe, like or any form of interaction with the channel.
Yo we got a lot of ninja watchers on our live stream today.
Ninja Watcher by ninjawatcher July 30, 2021

Gymnastics Ninja 

A gymnast. Capable of randomly doing a cartwheel into a back-flip, a hand-stand, and then a front-flip in the span of five seconds.
Guy 1: "Dude, gymnastics is a girl-sport."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me?! I do gymnastics and, not only does it get me women, but i can do flips just walking down the street!"

Gymnastics Ninja: "Check this out!" -front-flip, double back-flip- "Now what did you say about gymnastics?"