march 25th

this is the second saddest day of the year. this is the day zayn malik left one direction.

hey today’s march 25th, you know what that means. *locks self in room and cries in midnight memories.

by Katiewheeze69 March 25, 2020

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March 29

Give your friend a bag of chips

You:hey it march 29
Me:oh it is I’ll give you a bag of chips

by Stann.szaa March 14, 2022

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The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.

Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya

by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018

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Marching Band

Intensive walking while playing an instrument.

"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

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March 9

The most beautiful girl in the world was born on this day. She is short, but cute. And she has the most amazing personality ever!

If today happens to be March 9th, Happy Birthday Gorgeous. i love you!

by Urdadsbuttcrack October 24, 2019

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March 12

If you know a person who has a birthday in March 12 you should buy them Orange juice for there birthday and cuff them up cause they cute or whateva. Also they deserve to be hyped up for there birthday because they are so nice to people and they a Pisces like what could go wrong.

I should be friends with them they were born in March 12 like they have the cool pass.😎

Also buy them Orange juice with pulp because they love orange juice.

by BellaThorneDisease October 16, 2019

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