manking out

A period of time spent doing nothing other than lazing on the sofa eating and drinking unhealthily whilst watching non-educational tv programmes. Males who are manking out often have one hand down their pants for the purpose of a general rummage, whereas females are more likely to be cocooned nice and quietly under a blanket.

Got bang on it last night until 4am and spent all day today manking out

by BonyT May 3, 2018

Muking

Jacking off with shit.

Link was Muking last night.

by Smerriel December 7, 2018

Murking

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.

Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!

by Relkozien March 28, 2019

Munging

Yeeting a dead body's intestines
Eating a dead body

Yo bro, wanna go someone out munging?

by Big_Nibba_69 May 28, 2019

Munging

Munging is where you go out with your mates to a grave yard to find a dead human being.
Step.1 Dig up the body
Step.2 Put your mouth over the Vagina or penis

Step.3 get your mate to jump on the dead person

And if these steps are done correctly all the insides of maggots and flouids should come out in to your mouth.

Hey guys lets go munging

lets go munging

by Ice tea men June 13, 2019

Munging

When you have taken a lot of bud and then relax and ride the rollercoaster of being high as shit

Ouhh, me and slimdosh went to boarder and smoked then we were munging mate, ill tell ya

by SnakMan June 16, 2019

munging

Gumming food with no teeth.

Amanda was munging in on some bananas because she left her teeth at home.

by possumroaster June 28, 2019