glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024

Boston Muffler

When you're penetrating someone anally and they fart, creating a muffler sound.

Brian "Did you go give it the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"

by ItsPseudo October 5, 2017

Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

muffler lungs

Being able to inhale a large quanity of smoke (pipe, blunt, joint,or a bong) then swallows the smoke without chocking or coughing on the smoke

Person 1:Hit this shit bruh.

Person 2: (Inhales alot of weed)(Swallows and doesnt choke)
Person 1: Damn bro you have muffler lungs!!!

by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

Muffler

I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.

Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2022

See Muffler

Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.

It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.

by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025

muffler.

Another definition which proves how Degenerate men are

The definitions for muffler. are Degenerate

by Anonymus_ May 20, 2021