One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.
by TheQuietStormRVA November 29, 2012
Get the Mitt Romney Moneymug. A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.
Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.
by Diana March 9, 2005
Get the Michigan Mud Mittmug. when someone takes it up the pooper
when kyle jennings darted regum bradums mitt it was quite special and then drew said ohhhh dart your mitt eh
by mitt darter December 31, 2011
Get the Dart your mittmug. Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!
by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011
Get the oven mitt titsmug. n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male a hand job.
Those bitches are freaks. I was fuckin sally in the ass and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.
by wtf78 April 27, 2010
Get the Oven Mittmug. When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
by CR&J January 13, 2018
Get the dirty oven mittmug. Kyle: You tee up that girl from the bar last night?
Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.
Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.
by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011
Get the Mitt Chowmug.