Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress, simple.

A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

Mastrovski

Also means "Master" in Czech. A girl who you don't mess with if you value your life.

You don't fuck with Mastrovski.

by Seacher April 18, 2010

mistoponym

wrong place-name.

Brussel is a mistoponym. The correct one is Brussels.

by uttam maharjan January 17, 2012

Mustrophy

A serious and clinical failure of the muscles. Also a lethal disease that ravages cows, birds, and various specimens of penguins. There is no cute except for the milk of the hoopa tree.

"Did you hear about that kid with Mustrophy?"
"Oh yeah..he's a goner."

by KelsoBlaze November 28, 2016

mistressbating

What women do when they self pleasure themselves.

"Yeah, mistressbating means to self pleasure yourself, if you are a woman!"

by LouisaM July 17, 2017

MissRoseyMelon

to shart during a funeral and laugh.

"don't pull a MissRoseyMelon this time, ok Frank?!"

by MissRoseyMelon January 7, 2022

mitrochondria

the habit of being a pick me girl and wanting the attention of guys by copying what someone else

jeez, she's being such mitrochondria,she infuriates me so much just because he hugged me doesn't mean she has to force it out of him.

by Monsterking2020 April 16, 2022