The Minternet

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.

Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

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Cold Mintie

Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.

I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it

by Candy Time August 16, 2010

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Dirty Mindee

A Female who often delves in having 69 men ejaculate and defecate on the woman's face. It is a definate sign of neglect.

"Hey bro, this one bitch is down for a dirty mindee!"
"NICE! that is way dope, I've never shit on a girls face before!"
"I've never even shit and came simultaneously!"

by jjsch12345 January 11, 2012

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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

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