1: hey stan you got a message!
2: wahoooo!!! im going to do my new move on her tonight, the benny boo
2: wahoooo!!! im going to do my new move on her tonight, the benny boo
by Shawlin September 8, 2011
Get the Hey stan you got a message mug.A term originally coined by members of the 27th Infantry Battallion of the Irish Defence Forces used to declare a statement as truth. Can also be used to challenge a statement in question format. It is dishonourable to lie under oath of a real message. Originated as a message over SINCGARS radio during a training exercise. It is now in use among the Dublin civilian population.
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A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person
But is a complete coward in person
(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!
by sensitive94 April 16, 2009
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Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.
Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.
Antonio - hey you got a text message.
Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.
Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.
Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?
Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.
Brad - Oh how lovely.
Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?
Brad - erm yeah sure.
Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.
Brad - Right...
Antonio - You're so hot.
Brad - What?
Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.
Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.
Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.
Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?
Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.
Brad - Oh how lovely.
Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?
Brad - erm yeah sure.
Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.
Brad - Right...
Antonio - You're so hot.
Brad - What?
Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.
by Rickitson January 19, 2008
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____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
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by blimblam101 April 17, 2009
Get the Text Message Breakup mug.An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"
Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco
Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!
Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!
Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!
Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!
Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!
Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!
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