Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

Merlin

A word used to replace the overused words "sick/cool/legit". Based off an idea from some white kid in Palo Alto, CA. Derived from merlin as something magical/cool, and therefor, awesome.

Kid #1: Woody freestyles be hella merlin
Kid #2: True, but I heard Spencer's are merlin as fuck!

by Merlin 650 December 22, 2008

Merlin

An all-powerful dick wizard, gives temporary penises to all your female companions. The perfect solution for lesbians and futa fetishes. Enables swordfights for both genders.

Dammit Merlin, I wanted a horse penis not a chode!

by ChaosInACan June 10, 2020

merkis

noun: A merkis is a postiche that protects the upper anal region more specifically your 'crack,' sphincter, and buttocks from the harsh elements of day to day life. Generally only worn by village people impersonators and baby eskimos to keep their baby hineys warm.

derived from the English word, merkin, meaning pubic postiche.

That Frat Bunn is such a big gay merkis!

Look at that baby eskimos hiney! It's got a merkis!

God dammit PJ! It smells like hot merkis duck butter in here!

by DizzleNizzle Fist Pump February 8, 2010

mercing

A word that means absolutely destroying something.

Damn Johnny is just mercing in Call of Duty right now.

Ex.2 Noah is just mercing his homework today.

by Cam elite rusher 34 December 14, 2017

merine

THe BESSSTTTT THING EVER AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST THING EVER AND IS THE CUTUEST THUNG I THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN I LOVE IT SMMM

Merine is the best ship ever.

by Merine February 20, 2019

mervins

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

by Yavo November 13, 2003