Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.
Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?
by Muddy Funster July 24, 2017
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merkinball

an old term that means a stand or holder for a pubic hair wig, also a pearl jam single
my merkinball is huge
by JT February 10, 2004
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