Matias

He’s just a short ass person

Person 1:Oh look it’s matias
Person 2:oh he’s just short ASF

by Yourgayokboomer January 29, 2020

Maticsky

A GUN, STRAP, SLUG ETC.

BREAKING DOWN THE WORDS:

Matic: AUTOMATIC
Sky: In the AIR

MATICSKY: BULLET INTO THE AIR

GARN SHOOT A PAIGON WITH DAT MATICSKY !!

by POLITICALTEE July 15, 2011

matieszyn

Pronounced (Muh-Teesh-In), is a name given to people who ruin good jokes, either by adding stupid puns or running the joke on until it loses all meaning. Origin Unknown.

I told a perfectly good joke, and Jeff kept running with it until it wasn't funny anymore, he's such a matieszyn.

by IHeartPaint October 24, 2009

matista

a name for an african american
or
drugs

Hey, pass me some of that matista.

by mysterychick92 January 9, 2010

Matits

Matits - A mexican word for cumming upon someones tits.

Matits are hard right now.

by Ball Cluster February 16, 2015

matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.

Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!

by Matias Martina May 14, 2015

Matias

That dude with a 5 meter long dick, who makes every girl wet af. Talented at everything he tries.

Girl 1: Omg, who's that?
Girl 2: Wow, that's Matias.. remember the name

by CancerMixedWithEbola December 13, 2016