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masterbatorio

Someone who pulls their pud more than four times a day.
Lucas is such a masterbatorio, he never leaves his room
by B Mo D March 28, 2008
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masturbatorium

Any place used for self pleasuring ie: masturbation on a consistant basis, particularly appropos when self inflicted pleasure is made into a full blown event. A bed, a restroom stall at work, a movie theater or even your car can be a legitimate masturbatorium.
Pinky: "I miss you so much LoD, I gotta hit the masturbatorium or I am never gonna sleep tonight!'
by LoD's Pinky July 25, 2008
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Masturbatory

A celebratory masturbation. The sheer joy of an event caused such arousal, that a wank appointment was needed.
Man, after the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup, I had a great masturbatory session.
by The Captain of Cock Caressing November 1, 2012
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Habitual masturbator

Pertaining to a 'habit' of masturbation.
Also pertains to 'habitat,' per example of inability to masturbate outside of own habitat/ surrounding.
Although voyeurs may exhibit a 'habit' of masturbation, non-voyeurs are unable to exhibit 'habitual' masturbation traits.
'Habitat' defines the ability to masturbate in a certain place, and/or the inability to do so in another.
'Habit' defines 'Chronic masturbation.'
Sharon Stone's character Carly Norris in the movie: Sliver, is a habitual masturbator on account of her chronic masturbation in the shower. She exhibits a habit of chronic masturbation within the comfortable confinements of her own habitat.

Chronic and/or excessive masturbation.
Voyeurism.
by 1mp3rial January 1, 2012
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Mazda Masturbator

Most commonly used to define the masculine derivation of the human species. If your at a loss as to how to locate such a masturbator…you will usually find them in a homogay sports car. Such a masturbator will also belong to the previously mentioned homogay sports car members only club, profusely waiving at other members as they drive by pretending they have friends. Another common feature is a large protrusion on their face located near the ear lobe, do not be mistaken that this is a Bluetooth feature! It is in fact their masturbating tool which they have candidly moved from the hip area for easy access masturbation.
Holy shit that Mazda masturbator is stoking his ear again’
by Pretty in wellies January 28, 2007
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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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masterbator

He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.
by thesg September 19, 2006
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