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Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles
"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"
by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023
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All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.
“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner
by Orcafalls October 23, 2023
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Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races
Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner
by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023
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daisy marathon

Similar to a daisy chain a daisy marathon is raising to see who can make the other cum first in a threesome.
"Don't bother challenging me in a daisy marathon ive got a good pair of lips on me."
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
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old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.
I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!
by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022
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Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.
We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...
by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022
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nut marathon

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”
by xxogaal November 10, 2022
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