by Brennan and Seth January 7, 2006
Get the maple syrupmug. The worst city in existence. South of Seattle in King County, WA, there is literally nothing to do, every middle school guy is a retarded immature skaterfag wannabe stick thin faggot. every girl in any school is either a tremendous whore, a fucking bitch or a drama starting cuntqueef. oh, and everyone either is on drugs or cuts themself. Or both. For fun, Maple Valleyians usually leave Maple Valley to go to a less shitty place.
by awwwwwyouknow! August 22, 2011
Get the Maple Valleymug. by aesop November 6, 2003
Get the maple barmug. by ea belfair November 1, 2006
Get the maple barmug. by Jebus December 19, 2003
Get the maple ridgemug. When having sex with your partner, store a small bottle of maple syrup in your anal cavity. Then, as you reach climax, draw your secret weapon from its holster, and proceed fire the maple syrup all over them whilst shouting "MAPLE SYRUP!"
Me and my girl totally did a maple syrup last night. She was sticky for days. Made the Canadians proud.
by Szechuan God September 27, 2017
Get the Maple Syrupmug. By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 5, 2005
Get the Maple Leafsmug.