messy bun

a messy bun -

a hairstyle used by girls all around the globe originally used for ' lazy days' but now used for ' omg i think im cute days'

"hey girl, i love your messy bun"

"oh thanks, i just so couldn't be bothered today

by pimneke October 17, 2013

messy wedgie

A messy wedgie is a wedgie in which something unusually messy is first put down the back of the victims underwear. This can be anything from a slimy food product or even mud. Anything that might be classified as messy could be used in a messy wedgie, they usually work well in regular underwear or panties.

I gave lisa a messy wedgie last night, i used some some ketchup and mustard we were using for our burgers. she freaked!

by lolsuperman July 4, 2007

Moss Boggin

Anal intercourse with an anus lacking cleanliness and a pleasing appearance. Hair, lint, and dingle berries are usually present as well as an offensive odor. Upon retraction from the anus one will usually find trace amounts of Peat Moss on their penis.

Man, last night I was feeding it to The Fat Smelly Girl. I was balls deep, Moss Boggin for hours....It was Filthy.

by G-T-G-Benny June 9, 2011

Messy Mile

Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete

"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"

by Langstoner October 5, 2016

Missy Special

Cream pie, titties out, from your friends mother

Mrs. Purtell gave me the Missy Special

by FriendCats June 16, 2018

Moss Goodlass

Moss Goodlass: A man who is a dumb bitch

"Moss you dumb fucking bitch" Anthony exclaimed as Moss Goodlass entered the room.

by MoaSky June 7, 2019

Arse moss

the lint or fluff the builds up in your arse crack that becomes sweaty and ends up as a mossy texture.

i was scratching my arse the other day and i pulled some arse moss out on my finger.

by scott stiffler December 11, 2007