lucerne

a shithole out in the middle of nowhere. its next to apple valley and is full of hillbillies and pot heads.

i went over yonder and got high in lucerne yesterday.

by waginaface October 18, 2008

Lazer tag

code name for smoking weed
try smoking and then go play laser tag and tell me it isnt the most fun thing you have ever done
What kind of gun do you have

Want to go play some lazer tag?

by funguy2188 May 14, 2011

the lazer

When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.

Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")

by Wesley!! April 24, 2009

goober luber

Dick sucker.

She/he is a goober luber.

by CTyler March 16, 2014

lumer

When you have an erection and you try and hide it by folding it back under your underwear band. A valuble technique for random adolescent (or in some cases adult) erections.

No one can tell, but I have the biggest lumer right now.

I had to give the speech in front of the class so I used the ole lumer trick.

by Bobby Knocks March 21, 2013

luber than uber

Basically one night stand

There’s no emotion in it it’s just a luber than Uber I’m not gon see her again. At least I hope I dont

by sxpreme.qveen June 27, 2018

luber

a lube aficionado; one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?

"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my lube collection quite often."

Random: "Can I join the luber community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-

by originalluber December 7, 2015