Lower East Side

Use to be one of the toughest section in New York City, well, one of the most dangerous part in the US, if you was an outsider of course or brought problems. Use to be a REAL neighborhood with REAL New Yorkers where every race, religion and creed lived together. Yeah, it was a real neighborhood with a tough, working class melting pot who never gave a shit about how much money you had, what you wear, or the color of your skin. Until it got replaced by swarms of snobby, superficial yuppies, hipsters, etc... from Smallville fucking, USA who really believes the world revolves around them and everyone should bow down to them, of course till they realize, after they get their asses kicked, ridiculed, or cursed out, it just doesn't work that way. If one really THINKS about it, the real reason why they all showed up was because of what they saw on the movies, TV shows, songs, and music videos and tried to live that life, a real, sleazy, gritty, New York life, (NYC was always like that till the late 90's.) Till it was packaged and put on the silver screen for everyone else to see) however, they can't take into consideration that it was clearly THEY, that destroyed the very fabric and culture of what this great city once stood for. I'm DEAD SERIOUS.

Friend: What happened to Lower East Side????

A yuppie, then a hipster walks by on a cell. "Yeah, I live in NYC"

Me: That's what happened!!!

RIP: NYC (The greatest home on earth; The home of the Braves and REAL Nu Yawkas.)

For those haters, jealous, envious people; I don't care if you give a thumbs down because all New Yorkers know its the truth. Just ASK them.

by 3rd Gen. NYC October 29, 2012

Lower Case Bitch Nigga

When a grown ADULT does something thats lower than a "Bitch Nigga" (see Bitch Nigga). Possibly the acts of a child, from a grown ADULT. A Snitch

EX 1:
Earl: What happened to Chris did he move out?

D: Yeah, he started breaking my dishes, and throwing a fit because I wasnt home in time to cook some food.

Earl: So, he just a roomate, and hes old enough to cook his own meals.

D: Exactly, he was acting like a real Lower case bitch nigga.

by WhiteNoiz November 8, 2012

lowell grube

A dirty sheep fucker that claims to be religious, but lives a life of drugs and animal molestation. Short in stature, usually resembling a troll or hobbit. Has trouble with getting erection, so has to beat up women or small children in order to feel like a man.

Farmer Jed just had to chase away another lowell grube out of the sheep barn.

by Davey Quinn January 26, 2018

lower than a snake's belly

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.

by ButIDontLikeCheeseIts March 22, 2016

Lowell High School

A high school located in San Francisco, CA. Academically, it is the best public high school in San Francisco, and one of the best public high schools in the country. Offering several A.P classes, the students have a reputation for being studious and competitive. Although there are all kinds of students at Lowell, suffice it to say that most are very much focused.

Jon: I'm taking 5 A.P classes! I can't go out this weekend...
Kevin: That's what you get for gong to Lowell...
Jon: At least I may get into Berkeley or Harvard.

by TheOneFromLowell August 30, 2005

Lower Decker

The act of defecating in a urinal. Commonly done in a old fashioned urinal system in which the water does not flush, leaving a wretched stench and a very unusual surprise for any unsuspecting person who wishes to urinate.

"This school dance sucks!, i'm going to take a lower decker in the bathroom."

by Papa Panda January 2, 2012