A girl who will change your life, no matter who you are to her or who she is to you. Someone who will absolutely fill you with a sense of hope, a sense of belonging, and a pure feeling of joy. Someone who you cannot help but feel a sense of comfort and understanding towards, it's like you knew her all along. Someone who truly means the world to me.
Oh my god, do I know her?
NO DUDE YOU JUST MET! Don't worry, she's a Layonne Maspero, no wonder you got along so well.
NO DUDE YOU JUST MET! Don't worry, she's a Layonne Maspero, no wonder you got along so well.
by Tekkerzzzz December 30, 2021
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The act of blowing into someone's anus.
When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.
When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.
by SFWESC January 28, 2014
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Hey DK we need a Lamont, yesterday.
Hey DK we need a Lamont, yesterday.
by Lagerhead01 October 16, 2009
Get the Lamont mug.Usually someone with a very small dick that thinks they’re slick by talking to more than one girl at once and telling every girl he talks to how hot he reckons they are but he’s really just a big phat pussy that doesn’t know how to treat girls or have a relationship so when he’s in one he usually makes really dumb excuses to get out of it because he’s a real frigit. Has a really UGLY laugh. And they’re only friend is probably gay and has a phat crush on them. He’s a SIMP and always choose hoes before bro’s, when he really has no hoes and everyone Just talks shit about him but he’ll never know because he’s a phat narcissist and is obsessed with himself. is an ugly mf that really needs a tan. also they will never get pussy so have fun dying a virgin with your one inch wonder .
“Layton/simp texted me last night, yuck”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”
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