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The Laundry 

A dubious chore that most college students love to finish.

Specifically, occasions when one goes to clean their clothes with someone else and gets more than the wash done.

In general can be used for any type of hook up.
Dan: "Should I go hang out with Emily tonight?"
Gabe: "Yea man, she's down to do The Laundry!"
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Maddy: "Do you know where Grace went last nightt?"
Krystal: "She ended up at Michael's"
Maddy: "Yeaah, I hope she got The Laundry done!"
..
Mary went to the frat quad to do The Laundry, and came back wearing clothes that were particularly clean, if you know what I mean.
The Laundry by RVA403 October 18, 2010
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kevs laundry 

Kevs laundry is an alternate way of referring to any type of drug / narcotic. Derived from a night out in Europe, when a house party was hosted by the legendary Kevin, being invited into the laundry out the back, behind a washing powder box to get high on his supply... Kevs laundry was born.
Bro, should we get some Kevs laundry tonight?

Yeah dude, keen.
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Might sneak out the back to catch up with Kev, interested?

Yupp
kevs laundry by Bannners December 28, 2018

Is it too late to do laundry

is it? its 2 o'clock in the mourning
its 2 in the mourning , is it too late to do laundry?

Horny nigga laundry basket 

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.
horny nigga laundry basket stole my bike

press my laundry 

to tell someone to give you a hug
press my laundry by llama4 January 1, 2014

air dirty laundry in public 

deal with personal problems while other people are around.
Why don't you save it? I hate it when you just start airing dirty laundry in public.

doing laundry

A term used for having sex. Fabric softener can also be used when doing the laundry
"I did the laundry last night." "Did you use fabric softener?"
doing laundry by BJW March 30, 2004