alt knight

the fearless warrior who brought a beat down to the SJWs during the Berkeley riots of 2017. aka: Based Stick Man

Jim: Did you see the alt knight beat the fags of antifa with his stick during the riots?

Timmy: Yeah hes so based. wish I had balls as massive as his.

by MAGAbaby March 28, 2017

Knighter

The process in which one tries to deceive another out of money. Knighter's are mainly associated with the trade of narcotics, such as marijuana. Term originally derived from the legendary Matt Knight, who has been known to give the most horrible counts of all.

A knighter can be converted into a math formula, so you too can execute this swindle!

x = Amount of money given to you
y = Amount of marijuana you confer to the buyer

x
--- = y
2


(For an added bonus, if the buyer is already under the influence of marijuana, it is acceptable to replace 2 with 3 or even 4)

Don't worry son, we don't pull knigters around these parts...

by Printnamehere December 22, 2004

knights doppler

Best defined by a special reporter from the group Fairness in Media, as reported on The Onion: "An ancient cabal of powerful weather fanatics operating outside any government." They are also known as the Cloud Elders.

Snow in June? Must be the work of the Knights Doppler.

by MallowTheCloud February 3, 2009

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

the dark knight

the sequel to Batman Begins, currently due for release July 18, 2008.

The Dark Knight's villain will be the Joker.

by Adrian May 8, 2007

Jedi Knight

Is a masterful performer in the bedroom. The Jedi Knight swings a big Light Saber and brings The Force everytime.

It also refers to a specific sexual maneuver (usually done in the Doggystyle position) where the male pulls the blanket over his head in order to resemble the hood of a Jedi Robe.

I had to show Stacy the force yesterday, so I pulled a Jedi Knight on that ass

by ELOHmoneySTACKz June 9, 2011

Suge Knight

Suge thought it was fuckin funny to give eazy aids, while many people believe he injected the O.G with aids it is a long running conspiracy that the faggot shoved Eazy-E’s dick up his ass when E was unconscious

Suge Knight, the murderer of the 3 greatest rappers
This fucking faggot killed Eazy, Tupac and Biggie

by Dre da biatch October 24, 2018