jobspam

Jobspam: Continuous unsolicitated emails concerning jobs you either have no interest/qualification in, and often involves long distance travel and possible relocation; usually a result of a job agency random mass emailling rather than any actual human consideration.

Jobspam occus when you get an email from an employment agemcy, over a job they think you might be interested in; but when opened has no bearing on your CV and i obviously an automated mailshot.

by Nick Coulthurst February 6, 2008

Joubsie

A chick with a vagina like a Hippos yawn.

Shoulda seen this joubsie Coble punished last night... Was disgusting.

by Reece Coblestone April 3, 2010

Jobbus Interruptus

The sudden state of being jobless or otherwise W-2 challenged. Can often lead to FUnEMPLOYMENT.

"Hey, Jayne! I sent you an email to your work address but it bounced. What happened?"

"Ah... yes... Jobbus Interruptus, my friend. Wanna go grab a cheap beer?"

by watzamatoni December 23, 2011

Jobstitute

(n.) Someone who is frequently changing their job and or holding more than one job.

My friend Crystal is currently working at two salons and has worked various side jobs including the counter at a crepe bakery(two different ones), a job as a sandwich artist, a job at a burger joint, and a barista. All of these job titles were held within one year. Crystal is a complete and outright jobstitute.

by Madame Pentagram September 1, 2012

jubush

A weird ass dance you can't explain as you sing "Jubush Jubush...... Jubush" with first two in low pitch and third being high pitch. Done before your about to mate with a significant other or with yourself. (risks are cock blocking yourself or any kind of blocking like a basketball blocking and intense love making) Also means hello, goodbye, love and nothing at all. Use body language to convey the message your sending with the word. The word itself Supports freedom of speech so can be used anyway you want it.

I'm going to Jubush your mind with the word of Jubush.

by Kayo Miyo September 12, 2017

Jobsolete

Jobsolete is a term used to describe an upcoming economic demographic of the worlds population consisting of people whose jobs have been undermined by artificial intelligence.

Wally: Any luck on getting a job today Kristen?
Kristen: Not today, Wally. Not tomorow, not ever. Our planet is a homonid dystopia, we've all been rendered jobsolete.

by Bajooka Zoe August 7, 2018

Jebus

A heroic knights drug supplier

Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus

by oldfashionedscotty July 8, 2019