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jerish

1.) a word for a highly overactive imagination.

2.) someone who constantly writes poetry.

3.) someone so wrapped up in their own mind they do not care what anyone else thinks of them.
wow, you're so jerish!
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Jewish Surprise

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.
Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!
by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009
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Jenis

the Erect part of your jeans when you are sitting down
Her jenis was so big I might just have to smash later on.
by 42069hentaidaddy December 15, 2019
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Jenison

A shitty, old as hell high school. They love their academics and arts, willing to spend millions on it (yet they still don’t have air conditioning). They are SO shitty at sports that they highly value their girls bowling team. There are few hot guys and almost no hot girls, probably why not even the guys there are sluts. Everyone there is conservative, white and never shut up about youth group and their uneventful Sunday’s. Yet still, the one decent thing about this place is that most people understand the unspoken rule to mind your own fucking business. Most understand that you’re just trying to get through the day.
Person 1: where are you moving to?
Person 2: jenison
Person 1: well I guess it could be worse
by Ashely rose December 21, 2019
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Jewish Kryptonite

Free ham.

A paradox created for a hungry Jew by a generous miscreant.
Jewish Kryptonite! Now what do I do? Oy vey!
by Salacious January 1, 2009
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Jewish nose

A nose that most Jews have that is a bit hooked down and sometimes larger, though the size doesn't matter.
The only way I could tell he was Jewish was his jewish nose.
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Jewish Bankroll

A wallet with only single dollar bills and loose change inside.
"Your wallet resembles one of a jewish bankroll, so afraid to part with your big bills, only singles."

"Why are you picking up pennies, are you gonna add to your jewish bankroll?"
by Peshotto October 2, 2007
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