Jean-Claude God Damn

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.

"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Jean Chretien

1. One who attempts to "Prove the Proof" because a "Proof is a Proof" and when you have a "Good Proof", "It's Proven"

2. Is repeatedy the recipient of political satire from "The Royal Canadian Air Farce", "This Hour has 22 Minutes" and CNN.

US: Gene Kreetin
Can: Jean Chretien (Achoo!, God Bless You)

by Matt December 5, 2003

Blue Jean Panties

When said pair of blue jeans have been cut into shorts to almost resemble thong like panties. Also mainly wore on women that should not be wearing them.

"Dam her cut-offs are to short and they are ridding up her ass!" "What you never seen blue jean panties before?"

by Blue Jean Panties July 20, 2009

jeania

Sexy, loving girl. Has the looks and love school. Shes funny and has style. The boys love her nd so do her friends

Jeaniahas it goin on

by cuttie56 February 21, 2015

jeancarlo

A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Hardworking when he needs to be but know when to relax and have fun. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with. Refers to himself as ugly but is actually attractive.

JeanCarlo is a nice friend and a sexy beast

by PuppyEyeDog October 20, 2016

mom jeans

jeans highlighting the flat curvature of the 40+ buttocks. Similies: upside-down-heart shaped-butt. Commonly seen aacompained with front butt. Extremly high waist, and always a crappy shade of blue or black. Usually found in Kohl's or Mervyn's.

"Susie, now that youve had 10 kids, lets get you into some mom jeans.."

by hot k January 6, 2004

cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 22, 2003