Boo-Boo Janky

When a person, place or object is not up to the expected quality, service or standard it should be. Also applies to non tangible objects and even thoughts. Happens any time a scenario plays out in an unfavorable way.

While sitting in 5 o'clock traffic on a Friday I noticed that my car was moments away from running out of gas, thus leaving me stranded on the highway. To make matters worst my bladder is about to explode. I realized that I was in a Boo-Boo Janky situation.

by RavinRachelB1985 October 5, 2011

janket

n. a blanket used by males during and after the act of masterbation es. for 'clean-up'

man, my ma was doing laundry and found my janket, she all like, "Why dis all stuck tageda ?"

by ... September 27, 2003

Jonkey

Insult ; meaning lowest form of life humanly possible,Very nasty insult

Derived from a very evil man

"Where did the 22 trillion dollars go ya jonkey cunt"
"Dont pull my pony tail ya jonkey wanker"

by LS1B2K June 2, 2015

Janky Bastard

Someone who is very uncool and generally lies cheats and steals.

Dave is such a janky bastard, he tried to steal my freaking girl from me

by luke chatelain & dave shchlossman January 12, 2004

Janky

an adjective for a person, place, or thing which is quite broken, annoying, undesirable, gross, unfortunate, messed up, just plain stupid, or for anything with a negative connotation.

This word may be integrated into other words to describe many things, for example: "jankmuffin, straight out of the oven." or "you got a janky face."

It can also be used as a complaint about ones life: "my life is janky" or "m.l.i.j.".

"Ugh, my teacher gave me so much homework!"
"That's Janky!"
or...
"You're ugly!" "Well, you're just janky!"
or...
iPod chromatic on speaker "Ugh, turn that OFF! it sounds so janky!"
or...
"the oven's not working, it's gone all janky on us."
and an example of M.L.I.J....
"Our swim coaches threw snow at us during practice. It was cold. mlij."

by MyLifeIsJankyByKeke January 19, 2010

janky

When something is described as being utterly stupid, insufficient, not right, and unreasonable.

Man this class is janky af.

Yo I'm not reading that janky ass shit.

by saucybro35 April 4, 2017

jankety

A relative of the words jank and janky, but with extra letters. Created through an act of inscest between the words jank and janky, it is the bastard child that none of the jank family will claim.

The inside roof of Alex's G-Ride Bonnevile, which is presently bare metal, produces a jankety noise every time a door is slammed.

by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006