Jesus 

man (yes, it's amazing that God was a man) who made us, right, and somehow (don't ask me how) made us individuals who can choose what we do, even though He knew it would cost Him - and then figured that since we'd blown it by not listening to Him, and since He knows how empty we are and couldn't imagine eternity without us, died the most painful death so we could be innocent like Him, instead of living lives that suck and ending up in hell (worse than hell on earth). This guy now helps us out if we let Him, and He's the answer to ALL the problems on the earth - you'd think we could give Him a little credit! (ie. admit He's real - but the last big bang my microwave had didn't create a mini universe, so I can deal with that - and let Him give us the answer, start living for something ...)

Jesus is ultra-awesome, and He gives life a purpose!!! And believe it or not, He deserves to have us follow Him (have any of your friends created you & died for you lately, when you hated them, and come back to life ...?).

Jesus by Tia July 3, 2006

Jesus 

gods "son", originally it was the sun on the centre of the cross of the zodiac, now the sun has been personified as gods "son", there are entire religions based on missed fact: in the nothern hemisphere on dec 22 the sun gets to its lowest point in the sky directly under the crux constilation or(the cross) for 3 days till the 25th, then it starts to rise higher in the sky forshadowing spring/renewed life of crops, animals, plantlife ect., therefore the "son" died on the cross for 3 days and was resurrected. the twelve decifulls are the 12 months on the mian calender also know as cross of the zodiac. the entire basis of all religion is based on astrological events twisted into human lives and stories. in fact the bible has countless astrological metaphors and imagery which are historically and astrologically acurate. the bible is also one of worst cases of plagerism in human history stealing every story as well as "historical event" from religions coming before christianity. most believers in todays religions are just to narrow minded or brainwashed to realize it or research it in any way. go ahead look it up for yourself or better yet search for and download or watch the movie zeitgeist. it goes much further into the specifics and details then i ever could on here. for religion a force that is supposed to be a good thing and show others how to live and treat each other, it has caused more seperation of people, races and nationallities, not to mention death and war then anything else on the face of this planet. i dont know what god is, or if there even is one, but i guarantee all these religions have got it really wrong. if you beleive in anything other then the golden rule or karma your brainwashed by human ideals.

jesus;gods sun or gods son? how about sungod? lol

Jesus by The Real True 1 June 17, 2009

Jesus 

The only hippy anyone ever listened too.

Hippy: "You can't OWN property"
Jesus: "It's all good."

Jesus by pseudo-dude0 May 10, 2009

Jesus 

Awesome Dude.

Jesus is the freaking man. O_O

Jesus by You Don't Need To Kno My Name. February 21, 2009

Jesus 

The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ. One can also live life more abundantly through him.

Guy one: Hey, do you know about Jesus?

Guy two: No?

Guy one: He is The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ.

Guy two: Really?

Guy one: Yes, here is a book called the Bible with some of his words in it, what he said and did, and a story of how and why he came into the world. Read it.

Jesus by TMundo July 10, 2009

Jesus 

A dead man. contrary to popular belief, is not a mythical creature/god, and had no magical powers.

Jesus is dead.

Jesus by Christ Denier August 20, 2008

jesus 

A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.

Jesus is dead get over it

jesus by Tony ramone September 23, 2006