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Japanese Caesar Salad 

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.
We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".
Japanese Caesar Salad by Toecrib December 6, 2009
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Japanese Rain Goggles 

Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man gets a oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.
Damn, i hooked up with this chick last night and she did the Japanese Rain Goggles, best head ever.

Japanese Snowstorm 

when a girl sits down in front of a giant fan, and a group of men blow loads into the fan. Covering the girl in a sweet sticky substance.
It was a hot day in the office, so we gave the secretary a Japanese Snowstorm.

Japanese Flag 

The remnant white sheets left over after sex with a girl on her period. Leaving a round red spot on the sheets. Then being able to use them as curtains.
Yup John Doe had Japanese Flag curtains. Jane must have been o.t.r..
Japanese Flag by Par64Tat August 29, 2014

Japanese Niggerfuck 

When racist Japanese KKK members kidnap and rape a black man while wearing a Godzilla suit and making Godzilla noises.
Jamal: Yo nigga, you seen Darrion?
Niquei: Naw nigga, I'm afraid that nigga got Japanese Niggerfucked.
Yo-shima: Let's kidnap that black motherfucker.
*RAM RAM RAM*
Darrion: Oh my God, STOP STOP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AHH!
Xin-eyung: RRRAAAAWR!! RAAAAAWR! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!
Brandon: *Slants his eyes pulls down his pants and comes up to the Japanese* Me rape black nigger ching choad in the butt, yes? Nigger grumble grumble grumble.
Darrion: OH MY GAWD DAWG, STOP THIS SHIT MAN!

Japanese Ham Sandwich 

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.
Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!

Japanese Gas Pedal 

A Japanese Gas Pedal is where you sit on the ground face to face with someone and you stick your foot in this person's crotch. Then you grab their ankles and pull. It's a rather painful maneuver that people rarely let happen to them voluntarily.
I was kicking JoJo's ass when he somehow managed to give me a Japanese Gas Pedal. This ended the fight and confused me at the same time, because I could have sworn that he was Chinese.