Definitions by Par64Tat

Yardbird Position 

In reference to a sprinkler that waters your lawn in a circle. Same idea with the "Yardbird Position." While at her house in the living room. Have sex standing up. Right as you orgasm throw her to the couch & start spinning around like the sprinkler. Throwing sperm all over the room. Reference the song "You Spin Me Right Round." Try It!

Really made a mess of her house doing the Yardbird Position.

Yardbird Position by Par64Tat August 29, 2014

Wheel Barrow Position 

The Wheel Barrow Position is when the guy in a standing position grabs her legs under her thighs. Then walks her around with her hands on the floor. If she trips and her face hit's the floor…it's now the Rototiller Position.

I walked her all over the house in the Wheel Barrow Position.

Wheel Barrow Position by Par64Tat August 29, 2014

Japanese Flag 

The remnant white sheets left over after sex with a girl on her period. Leaving a round red spot on the sheets. Then being able to use them as curtains.

Yup John Doe had Japanese Flag curtains. Jane must have been o.t.r..

Japanese Flag by Par64Tat August 29, 2014

triangle trimmer 

When a girls bush is thick and unkept. It looks like a triangle. The triangle trimmer uses scissors or shears to shape that bush into art. Something nice like a lightning bolt or a landing strip.

The triangle trimmer did a nice job clipping down her mangy mound of pubic hair and changing it into art.

triangle trimmer by Par64Tat August 28, 2014