A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.
For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.
I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.
I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh
Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat
Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh
Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat
Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
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