Inceptuous

Something that is so amazing it can't be true or it must be a dream

Today was the best day ever! It was just... just... inceptuous!

by nitenel February 28, 2011

Insertion

1. To put one objet inside of another object

a. When a man puts his penis “in” during sexual intercourse

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Penetrate Cock Thrust

Fabian: Insert It
Oliver: - Inserts (Insertion) Penis in Fabian -

Fabian: Ah ah ah ah aahhh
Fabian: Thrust Harder
Oliver: OH, This is what I’ve been waiting for, OHH

by Guest1444 March 13, 2019

Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.

Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.

by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009

immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.

I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.

by St. Mary December 31, 2005

Indention deficit disorder

A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.

When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...

by TX Starfish March 2, 2009

rear injection

Anal sex

No rear injections for me, I'm exit only!

by Anon_69 January 3, 2011

Yeet Infection

A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.

"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."

by hurricane_latrina December 26, 2019