Hooters

Rather than give a REAL definiton, I've decided to go thesaurus on your asses:

Bosoms, Breasts, Bloomings, Crease Creatures, Deltoid Drawers, Fatsacks, Baby Fodder, Bust, Mamories (or Mammilla), tits, teats, udders, Monkey Lumps, Scapula Scones, Milkmeat, Globes, Tits, Infant Eateries, the Latter Lickable Ladyparts, Tatas, Dodongoes, Pearls, Thoraxes, Clavicle Clumps, Objects-of-my-desire, Suckling Stops, Endowment, Lactators, East and West Cleavage, Cones, Torpedoes, Eye Magnets, Chest Bulges, Flesh Convexities, the Weasels of the Chest, Where boys fear to tread, Porcelain Hills (the former adjective exchangeable with "ebony" or "golden"), Whack-Material, What Good dreams are Made of, the Ass-of-the-chest, Mounds, Grapefruit (or Oranges, Melons, and, in rare (and creepy) cases, grapes. The elderly are prone to "prunes"), Effeminite Masses, Knockers, Kitty Substitutes, Not-so-grassy Knolls, Jigglies, Hillocks, Gibbosities, Conjoined Humpbacks, Stacks, Bouncers, or Breasticles.

Man, I'd really like to dip my wick between that girl's hooters.

by Susurrus July 8, 2005

Hooker Code

Code that is problematic and causes application instability (application "goes down" often).

"Did the site go down again? Yeah, Jim must still have some hooker code in there."

by Wynadorn July 29, 2013

kill-a-hooker money

celebrities who have entirely too much money that they can get away with anything.

ie. killing a hooker

OJ Simpson...we all know he got away with murder...

wanda sykes: i had some of my broke friends over so i got some good deals...
jay leno: you mean you dont have kill-a-hooker money??
wanda sykes: nope..

"oprah doesnt need to worry about anything ever 'cause she has kill-a-hooker money!!"

by anni411 January 30, 2007

hoofer

A tap dancer from N.Y.C mostly. Usually the best tappers around.

"Did you see that boy dance?!!! That boy's a hoofer"
Savion Glover,Sandman Sym,Gregory Hiens,Lon Chany,Chuck Green,Busta Brown,Jimmy Slidel,Diane Walker

by Sid R. January 27, 2007

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

by Kel June 3, 2004

dead hooker

Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.

Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Hooker Face

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.

Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.

by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009