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Rodrick Heffley

Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.

Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.

Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.
"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"

*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*

"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Philthy Heff

While fish hooking a girl's mouth, you gently place your asshole into her mouth and then proceed to let a big one rip in her mouth, filling her mouth with dirty farts. Finish the philthy heff by closing her mouth and making her swallow your backdoor breeze.
School girl Cindy was being a naughty girl in law class, so the teacher asked her to come after class for a good old philthy heff.
by JBB#4 January 28, 2009
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Heffa

"Keesha, you heffa, shut your fat ass up."
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Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female
"Oh no that heffer didn't"
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herfy

The state of a person being hopelessly undateable.
A person/object so gross/pathetic it's baffling.
She gave up online dating when the last guy she met turned out to be totally herfy.
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heff

what the heff are you doing?!
shut the heff up.
stop heffing doing that!
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HAFFY

Tell someone: I am haffy right now!
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