herfy 

The state of a person being hopelessly undateable.
A person/object so gross/pathetic it's baffling.

She gave up online dating when the last guy she met turned out to be totally herfy.

herfy by Debby Norman September 6, 2003

Herfy 

Herfy is such a great person. At first you would think god himself sent him to earth to make everyone happy. He has a big dick and good personality. But eventually you'll find out he's not really sent from god and really the devil himself. Herfy is evil. Stay away from a herfy

I hate herfy so much but he stills make my pussy wet

Herfy by Herfy March 15, 2017

herf 

A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTL to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!

A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.

The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.

What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.

herf by TheTimD May 4, 2009

herdy 

slang word for marijuana and marijuana activities.

Let's get on that herdy.

herdy by killa cam and johncuh December 11, 2009

herky derk 

to receive intimate, passionate, and/or erotic favors from one's sneaky link all while doing cartwheels like Fergie during the National Anthem.

I wish Bree from Lab Rats would herky derk me.

herky derk by abby (abster) November 23, 2022

herky jerk 

to be tossed about in a herkish manner whilst owning the passenger seat in your friend's car.

stop driving like that. you're herky jerkin' me all around.

damn my neck is still sore from being herky jerked. maybe if you didn't drive so fast up the mountain i'd be fine.

honey slow down. the kids are all getting herky jerked in the back.

herky jerk by McWinner March 7, 2010

herry 

unique in this world . has unique talents no one can beat him

herry is the best

herry by thegame January 22, 2004