Hazel

A name that suits to short people due to the name is also short (this is my opinion)

My height is 4'5 so I named myself Hazel.

by just a normal lurker November 17, 2021

Hazel McCallion

Born February 14, 1921 she is the mayor of Mississauga, Ontario Canada. One of the longest serving mayors in Canada, she has served Mississauga well for more then 30 years. Every election in Mississauga is lopsided towards her, although who's complaining?

She does an excellent job of keeping Mississauga clean, have low crime rates, and our city wealthy (I think we have $200 million dollars in reserves?) Also she promises to keep Toronto out of our city maintaining our unique identity.

Hazel McCallion is also known as Hurricane Hazel for her vibrant outspoken style of no-nonsense politics.

by MEOWMIXMAN April 3, 2009

Hanzel

The fuckboi who cant say ‘r’. He is very ugly and is dogshit

Hanzel: Hey Ryan
ryan: did u just say lion?

by Pseudonym lmao April 18, 2018

Hazel

Girl who obsesses over Cleaning, likes baking cupcakes and is a Tank when drinking.

Guy 1 "dude, shes such a hazel!"
Guy 2 "why?"
Guy 1 "She came over with cupcakes, Cleaned the whole house while completely smashed."

by Famenake February 8, 2010

Harpely

To be nice, kind

To make friends, you should act very harpely.

by ♥Zeboink & Friends♥ April 9, 2015

harelipped

In the context the swamp man uses it. It got harelipped man its just gone. So destroyed or ruined.

That dang ol swamp house got harelipped man.

by Definitivedefinition January 1, 2016

herzel

Out of all the daddies this daddy is best daddy. Herzel the type of nigga to say "bless you" after you cough. However he is severely lacking in the meme department.

Random: Yo Herzel whats good?

Herzel: Ill tell you what aint good, your hairline niBBa

by Herzel May 18, 2018