Hansen

“Hansen“, it’s a more polite And fancier way of saying (butt) or (ass).

Eric: ah man my Hansen hurts after I fell of my dinosaur
Steve: ah shit Eric I hate when that happens

by I_like_hot_moms March 6, 2020

Schuyler Haase

Pretty cool kid, chills, chills, talks back to parents, chills, disrespect, chill, chill, chill, blaze, chill, now hes grounded because we threw an apple and fork at some kids face and he calls the cops.

"Yo, Schuyler Haase is sick at life."
"He chills."

by joel is clutch March 24, 2005

Hansen-worthy

A teenage girl who is attractive enough to risk meeting up with NBC's Chris Hansen over.

You seen Miley Cyrus lately? Man, she's gettin' Hansen-worthy!

by not very creative pseudonym January 13, 2009

Hansed

The state of being intoxicated by marijuana or alcohol, similar to be being blitzed/hammered/baked.

Shit look out for him he's totally hansed tonight

We have some dank nug, it's time to get hansed

by HansHansHans December 16, 2008

hanasi

A Publix employee that once got lost in the sauce but has since found his way out. He is also known as Peter, the wisest savage that store #631 has ever seen. Hanasi has a love for only three things in life- his hermit crab, grandmother, and vegetarian lifestyle. It is rumored that he has Ethiopian origins.

Oh look there's Hanasi eating an oatmeal cream pie!

by Fuego Ferrari June 15, 2018

Hamasectomy

A surgical procedure to remove the terror organization Hamas from an infected area.

"Combat helicopter footage of the last day's Hamasectomy."

by not_the_mossad October 15, 2023

Kodey Hansen

Loves with a passion and all his heart, little boys... kodey secrelty takes photos of little boys and keeps them in a box under his bed to fiddle too before he sleeps. Kodey repeatedly whispers to himself, "Little men little men, why dont u love me little men" in a high pitched voice while he is stroking his little donga in his warm sticky hand. But absolutely most of all that kodey loves, is disabled little vegetable kids. he teases them then runs away saying, im faster im faster nananana (kids in wheelchairs). Kodey is a very loving and kind person (to little boys) ((extra points if ur disabled)) (((His fav is retard kids or ones who cant speak or move))). He really does love ALL types of people.

Look at kodey man, hes chanting little men to himself again

everyone wants to be like kodey hansen

by wazza letts March 6, 2022