hairy nelson

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013

Hairy Neck

A long, necked hairy man who teenage girls find attractive.

OMG Britney a hairy neck is coming our way!! Get his number!

by Molly Morris September 7, 2019

Hairy Caterpillar

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

by me.....)()( March 9, 2014

hairy chamois

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.

It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!

by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

Hairy Galinsoga

A self growing uncircumcised penis.

The Hairy Galinsoga may get from 4 to 7 inches in height.

by berrics808 November 23, 2019

hairy cockroach

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014

Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009