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When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
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When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
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Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
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I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.
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