Kageyama Husband ;)

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by Rain ;) November 8, 2020

Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.

"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"

by loftcrew April 25, 2017

husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.

the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.

by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014

fuck husband

When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy

Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.

by Dizzydub December 8, 2016

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married

*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband”

by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021

Shariah husband

A Muslim man you had a nikkah with.

I married my shariah husband at the mosque in Brooklyn.

by wordsaregood December 2, 2021

Accessory Husband

A married man who was chosen for his good looks, manners, ect, to make his wife more useful, versatile, or attractive. An accessory husband is to NEVER touch or be touched.

Coined by twitter user @ojounya on 5 August, 2022.

Her and her accessory husband have gone out for oysters.

by aerosoldoll August 6, 2022