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husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 5, 2016
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fuck husband

When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy
Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.
by Dizzydub December 8, 2016
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Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
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Husband-Able

Evan Taylor is 100% husband-able
by fk99 June 7, 2019
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Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.
"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"
by loftcrew April 25, 2017
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Huberman Husband

A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.

This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.

If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.
"I'm looking for a Huberman husband"
by too_hot_to_handle November 6, 2023
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