Jeff or Steve, joins his obnoxious wife Karen in demanding to see a manager over the slightest perceived imperfection in service. Wears his socks pulled up with New Balance shoes (don't confuse him with your regular dad-type), drives a Hummer or oversized vehicle and takes up several parking spots every time. Will scream at you if you step on his lawn and won't tip if he thinks you're gay.
Karen's husband: Noun, verb
Manager to server: That Jeff wants you fired for bringing coffee that wasn't hot enough, even though it was fresh out of the carafe.
Manager to server: That Jeff wants you fired for bringing coffee that wasn't hot enough, even though it was fresh out of the carafe.
by MotherOfLesbians May 31, 2020
Get the karen's husband mug.Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.
by LaDeena June 11, 2006
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The husband is head of the house, and the final decision on matters affecting the welfare and economy of the family were left to him. He is responsible for the spiritual and physical needs of the family. A Man that has the ability to cook and clean if necessary. He loves his wife as he does his own body and limits his sexual relations to his wife only. This man is not perfect; however, when the mistake he has made has been brought to his attention or he realizes it, he apologizes. Living in this day and age...while still being the family head, he recognizes that the wife can make more money than he does. He doesn't take this offensively yet he still makes decisions and love and supports his wife. Sports and recreation all have their place. He never neglects his wife. He is respectful, loving, kind, long suffering, mild, and patient.
by B.Experiment January 16, 2009
Get the Perfect Husband mug.1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
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by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
Get the invisible husband mug.: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.
My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.
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Get the joe bidens husband mug."hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls are "only friends" since he wouldn't want to jeopardize his "happy" marriage of over 12 years! What a Man Slut! Pitty the poor women who's married to him...
OMG, did you know that she walked in on her cheating husband at the party that night...what a man slut.
by Kelly Mango April 28, 2006
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