British Handjob

When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.

Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob

by LOLSUX January 19, 2010

catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch

Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!

by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018

fairy handjob

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.

Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.

by woofbro February 9, 2014

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022

Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.

I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.

by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014

Backdoor Handjob

When a man is on all fours and his significant other jerks his cock from behind, and for bonus points eats his ass at the same time.

Man 1: Yo Brian's mom wants to milk my cock like a cow tonight!
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?

by 4skinFrank August 6, 2016

meg-handjob

a girl named megan that gives herself way too much credit for having a "witty" personality, but the only thing witty about her is the irrelevant verb hyfinated in to her name...she's decently cool as well

Hey Meg-handjob, could you shut up.

by ceeg10inches October 5, 2015