God

When you wish for something badly and you close your eyes and wish for it. God's the guy that ignores you.

Making a wish to God? You might as well go on the street and act homeless, you'll have more chances of success.

by Dr.Coolguy420 October 14, 2017

God

Shrek

Shrek and god are cool

by Mr. Chicken Nuggets May 13, 2018

God

Me

I am the God of this world

by God.irl May 17, 2021

God

That one douche bag that kills people for having a different opinion in them

"God over there sure enjoys taking out his anger on harmless people."

by TreyDavis007 February 18, 2018

God

A mythical man from the world's biggest storybook

oh God shut the fuck up

by Introverted_Phoenix August 5, 2017

God

The big man upstairs who created the universe.

I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!

by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021

God

part of the Trinity, along with Jesus, the Holy Spirit

Creator of the universe

by L J January 28, 2005